12 Jan 2012

animalstalkinginallcaps: LET’S SEE, THE NASDAQ’S DOWN, IRAN’S BEING A DICK, LABOR UNIONS ARE PRACTICALLY NONEXISTENT, CRIME’S UP ACROSS THE BOARD, ABORTION’S ILLEGAL AGAIN, MULTIPLE HOUSE FIRES IN THE CITY CENTER, GANG VIOLENCE IN ELEMENTARY SCHOOLS, THE TERROR RAINBOW IS AT MAUVE, EVERYTHING IS A BOMB, THE ONLY THING THAT DOESN’T GIVE YOU CANCER IS ALMOND MILK BUT IT COSTS $94 A GALLON AND IT DOES GIVE YOU PARKINSON’S, THERE’S NO MORE CRUDE OIL, UZBEKISTAN HAS NUCLEAR CAPABILITIES, THE PRESIDENT’S A ROBOT KILLING MACHINE, POSSIBLE ALIEN INVASION IN NEW ZEALAND, THE BANKS HAVE STARTED REPOSSESSING HUMAN ORGANS TO PAY BACK OUTSTANDING LINES OF CREDIT, AND AIDS HAS MERGED WITH AVIAN FLU. BLAH BLAH BLAH. 87% POPULATION DECREASE IMMINENT. ETCETERA, ETCETERA. SOMETHING ABOUT TIDAL WAVES … … OOOOOOH! DANCING WITH THE STARS STARTS UP AGAIN THIS WEEK! I LOVE THAT SHOW.

animalstalkinginallcaps:

LET’S SEE, THE NASDAQ’S DOWN, IRAN’S BEING A DICK, LABOR UNIONS ARE PRACTICALLY NONEXISTENT, CRIME’S UP ACROSS THE BOARD, ABORTION’S ILLEGAL AGAIN, MULTIPLE HOUSE FIRES IN THE CITY CENTER, GANG VIOLENCE IN ELEMENTARY SCHOOLS, THE TERROR RAINBOW IS AT MAUVE, EVERYTHING IS A BOMB, THE ONLY THING THAT DOESN’T GIVE YOU CANCER IS ALMOND MILK BUT IT COSTS $94 A GALLON AND IT DOES GIVE YOU PARKINSON’S, THERE’S NO MORE CRUDE OIL, UZBEKISTAN HAS NUCLEAR CAPABILITIES, THE PRESIDENT’S A ROBOT KILLING MACHINE, POSSIBLE ALIEN INVASION IN NEW ZEALAND, THE BANKS HAVE STARTED REPOSSESSING HUMAN ORGANS TO PAY BACK OUTSTANDING LINES OF CREDIT, AND AIDS HAS MERGED WITH AVIAN FLU. BLAH BLAH BLAH. 87% POPULATION DECREASE IMMINENT. ETCETERA, ETCETERA. SOMETHING ABOUT TIDAL WAVES …

… OOOOOOH! DANCING WITH THE STARS STARTS UP AGAIN THIS WEEK! I LOVE THAT SHOW.

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